Why is such a guide needed? If you are on a quest for a new, yet old-looking sofa, you will no doubt encounter confusing product descriptions that may lead you to believe you are getting an old look with modern comfort. Ha ha! That's what we thought, too. Here is what these terms really mean:
generous proportions = don't eat too much dessert
restful seating = if you are unconscious
no overstuffing = like the feel of sitting on springs?
superb old look = and superb old feel
very straight back = prepare to be catapulted out of the seat
more primitive leg = may hold you up, may not
And here is our rating of comfort levels:
quaint = uncomfortable
authentic = mighty uncomfortable
very, very primitive = mighty, mighty uncomfortable
"hired hand's couch" = a wood floor would be more comfortable
visually stunning = no one wants to sit in it
We hope this short guide to reproduction furniture is beneficial. As the Princess and Hero continue their search for a sofa, stay tuned to find out whether they go for the quaint or visually stunning.
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