More Proverbs for today

Today we feature a continuation of yesterday's posts, with updated Proverbs for these modern days.

• He that winketh with the eye...probably has a bad contact.

• A prudent man concealeth knowledge...the rest of us happily telleth everyone what we know.

• Anxiety weigheth a man's heart down...but it rarely keepeth him awake at night. His wife, now...

• Hope deferred maketh the heart sick...so why not get what you want right now?

• The wisest of women buildeth her house...and even ventureth to use power tools.

• Even in laughter the heart may ache...not to mention the stomach.

• The wise will inherit honor...although money would be nice, too.

• Ponder the path of your feet...and if they goeth in the direction of the mall, do not stop them.

• Do not swerve to the right or to the left...particularly on a one-lane road.

• The lot is cast into the lap...along with one's coffee when one is startled.

• Let a man meet a she-bear robbed of her cubs...rather than a woman who hath run out of chocolate.

• Whoever ignores instruction...cometh home from the grocery store with all the wrong items.