Today etc.

We regret that today's blog is canceled due to -- whoops, we already used that line this week. Unfortunately, it applies to today as well. Due to lack of sleep and increased pressures at work -- broken ice machines, etc. -- the Prissy Princess somewhat resembles Grumpy the Dwarf. But never fear! No doubt on Monday she will return rested and ready to entertain, because over the weekend the Gallant Hero will have taken pity on her and offered to make all the laundry go away, magically clean the entire house, make a gourmet dinner for their expected company, whip up a scrumptious chocolate chip shake for her, relieve her from ever having to do the grocery shopping again, and build her a lovely glass castle where nothing has to be dusted, ever. Or at least that's what would happen if this were a fairy tale.