Come again?

The Prissy Princess has been granted permission, from the Gallant Hero himself, to take a day off from blogging. (She has a permission note and everything.) Any complaints should be directed to the Hero, whose contact information is conveniently unavailable at this time.

However, to help tide you over the weekend, we will share the following tidbits of humor. These are, unfortunately, not made up:

• an e-bay ad: "Primitive fire hose cabinet with quail feeder" (For all your fire-fighting and quail-feeding needs in one spot!)
• sign in an antique shop: "All breakage is responsibility of the customer." (Well, get to it! It's your responsibility to break something!)
• included in instructions for medication: "Store at 77 degrees, with excursions permitted between 59 and 86 degrees." (excursions by bus? train? plane??)