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KMDKKCHPTKDCH...that is the sound of the Hero's alarm clock going off this morning, which the Princess does not usually hear because she is already awake and writing (hopefully) humorous stories about not much at all, but which she heard today because she did not hear HER alarm one hour earlier. We extend profuse apologies to our faithful readers for the absence of any (hopefully) humorous stories today, and promise to return next week, provided Hurricane Bill does not inflict any damage upon our computer or our person over the weekend.