The following is brought to you by Procrastinators, Inc., (Holiday Subsidiary), with apologies to everyone who takes down their Christmas decorations by New Year's (also to actual poets and songwriters).
O Christmas tree, o Christmas tree,
You know we like this song.
But Christmas tree, o Christmas tree,
Why do you hang around so long?
Last month we put you up so tall,
To decorate you was a ball.
But Christmas tree, o Christmas tree
Why do you hang around so long?
We'd like to have our family room back,
With you, a lot of space we lack.
O Christmas tree, o Christmas tree,
It's really time for you to go.
We know it's dark in the storage bag,
Without your lights, our spirits will sag.
But Christmas tree, o Christmas tree,
It's really time for you to go.
We promise next year you'll be back,
Of decorations there'll be no lack.
O Christmas tree, o Christmas tree--
The Hero was joking about giving you a whack.
O Christmas tree, o Christmas tree,
You know we like this song.
But Christmas tree, o Christmas tree,
Next year, please don't hang around so long.
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