Today

The Princess regrets that due to Severe Procrastination Disorder, today's blog post must be postponed in lieu of packing for the Princess and Hero's short trip to the North to visit the King and Queen. Amazingly, clothes and sundries do not pack themselves, although the Hero, Vigilant Pursuer of Efficiency, is ever searching for a way to make this happen. He is confident that, although perhaps not in his lifetime, this life-changing improvement will someday be a reality.

Next week, we bring you a shocking expose of the insect world. Stay tuned.